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Paul McCartney Hyping Himself Up Outside of Ricky’s Pub Before Naming The Beatles – July 14, 1958, Liverpool
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August 2019
Okay Paul. You’ve got this mate. You’re gonna go in there, you’re gonna march rig…
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A Man with a Limp and Three Glass Eyes
December 2020
Who am I? I’m the guy who sits in the bar all day and waits for some tall dark and handsome h…
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Algorithms
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January 2020
Algorithms are all around us. You might not see or hear them, but they are present. They are there …
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New Partner
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January 2016
A cop’s #1 belief: I’m not gonna be the jerkoff that shoots his own partner. I live and…
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Date Ideas
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November 2020
-Tap Dancing Summer Intensive-Battle it out in a kite flying competition-Try lettuce for the first …
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Crying in the Rain
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October 2020
And I mean yeah they can’t see you cry in the rain, but shit right through your pants? People…
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Bronze Age Teen Drama
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July 2021
Open on a mother and a son. In front of a forge. The work is hard, and the hours are long. -Mom, I…
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thegreatcoming2000.blogspot.com
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May 2022
January 2, 2000I know, I know, elephant in the room. I said the world was going to end at the dawn …
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Genesis
December 2020
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, but …
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How I Stopped 9/11
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I strut into the hideout, the most beautiful girl Osama bin Laden has ever seen.  Osama bin L…
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What I Imagine Summer Camp is Like
December 2020
1. Toodle-ee-doo! The trumpet song wakes me up—time to canoe to breakfast. 2. I eat slop wit…
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If It Were Big Bird
May 2021
In 1986, instead of an elementary school teacher, NASA had initially considered Big Bird as their f…
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Trying To Write Mental Health Pieces When Your Mental Health Is Pretty Okay At The Moment
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January 2022
You close your laptop, wishing you had something real to write about. The first three pieces about …
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Yearbook Signing
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May 2021
-Hey Brad, want me to sign your yearbook? -Of course, Dylan! Good luck at Dartmouth next year. We&…
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Chained To A Tree
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When they were all like “We need someone to chain themselves to this tree!” I was all l…
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Fight Song
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October 2018
This is the fight song for John Wayne Gacy, the Murderer, High School.  JWG High We Love You …
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Career Day
December 2021
My dad has the coolest job ever. Everyday he comes home in a different kiss-stained uniform. Some d…
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Application
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October 2020
Hey Angel- Thanks for letting me read your college essay! I’ve left a few comments below. L…