Artwork: AMC '23

Olympic Curling

Author: MFP '23-24
As seen in: What Have We Done #

Me: Hello, I’d like one ticket to watch the gold medal curling match, please.

Cashier: I’m sorry but we’re sold out.

Me: But what about all those empty seats down at the front?

Cashier: That’s the U.S.A. wives and girlfriends section.

Me: Do any of these guys actually have a wife or girlfriend?

Cashier: No but they’re a hopeful bunch.

(A swarm of tall attractive Swedish women enter)

Tallest Woman: Dis vay to da Swedish locker room, jah?

Cashier: Yes ma’am.