Hello! Welcome to Go Chase Happiness And Dreams Travel Agency.
Hi, my 8-months pregnant wife and I would like to book a vacation to non-American soil.
Make the baby unable to run for president. Smart, sir. Perhaps a getaway to Chad?
What’s Chad? My wife and our soon-to-be-born son both don’t know what Chad is.
No problem. Planning a trip for two to Chad.
We were thinking about somewhere like the Bahamas.
Bahamas? Chad? Both have people, airports. I can book flights to both, but it’s you who needs to decide what you really want.
Bahamas. Definitely Bahamas.
Okay, we’ll take care of the rest. Let me tell you about our special in the meantime: Everyone who takes a trip to the Bahamas gets a FREE one-week trip to Chad.
Wow. That’s a great deal for people wanting to go to Chad. What’s the catch?
Travelers must take the trip to Chad first and play cards with the locals until they’re satisfied.
Well I’ll be damned. They like playing cards in Chad? Who would’ve thought?
Yes, sir. It is a great deal. I’ll put you down for the special and alert the locals now.
No thank you. I don’t want to go to Chad. I’m still not sure what it is. Just the Bahamas for me, please.
Everyone who books a trip to the Bahamas must take the special.
What kind of policy is that?
It’s our policy, sir.
I’d like to speak to your manager.
You’ll meet him when you come to Chad, but yes sir, I’ll get the minister of tourism now.
Minister of tourism? What kind of company is this? I should call the cops right now.
