Artwork: JLG '21

Ice Gun

Author: MFP '23-24
As seen in: Best Served Cold #

- You know that I love and support you, right?

- Of course.

- And that goes for anything, including presidential assassination?

- Yes.

- Good. Good. (Pause)

- You don’t think it’s a good plan?

- All I’m saying is that this is a pretty major life decision, and it all seems to hinge on the fact that you can make a gun entirely out of ice.

- That’s what makes it the perfect crime. That’s why I’m putting so much on this.

- I totally understand. I’m just trying to wrap my head around what that means.

- Look, at the end of the day, a gun is nothing more than a collection of parts. If we make all of those parts out of ice, I don’t see how you end up with anything besides an ice gun.

- Like I said, I trust you. If this is something you feel strongly about I’ll stand by your side.

- Thanks baby, I really appreciate it.

- But can you promise me one thing?

- Anything.

- Can you aim for the head instead of the balls? The last thing you want is another Reagan.