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Best Served Cold #


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Publication: August 2021

Three Gilberts died in the making of this magazine. Two survived.


Pieces

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Cruising Altitude
1
September 2021
Good evening passengers, this is your doctor speaking. Yeah, you heard that right. Everybody know…
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Book Discussion
14
September 2021
Teacher: Greg, could you open discussion on the theme of villainy in Great Expectations?G…
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Driving a Plane
21
September 2021
As I’m driving a plane down the highway, airport control radio crackles in, “Unit 332, …
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Ice Gun
September 2021
- You know that I love and support you, right? - Of course. - And that goes for anything, includi…
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Words to Console a Grieving Friend
15
September 2021
We’ve all been there, Gam-gam’s down for the count and you’re tongue-tied. Read b…
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Springtime Getaway
12
September 2021
Hello! Welcome to Go Chase Happiness And Dreams Travel Agency.  Hi, my 8-months pregna…
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Tales of Vengeance
11
September 2021
For our upcoming issue, we asked some Lampoon subscribers to write in to share stories about times …
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My Dog and All My Coworkers’ Dogs All Got Food Poisoning From the Office Dog Food Stash and It Was Really Awful and Sad
15
September 2021
Monday Me: (crying at desk).Lisa: Sorry to hear about your Maltese dog, Doug. When my su…
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President’s Little Helper
33
September 2021
Chief of Staff: Mr. President, he’s here. The solution to all of our problems. &nbs…
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Mr. 305
14
September 2021
Ever had somebody tell you that you looked like a celebrity? For some it’s a blessing, but fo…