Home About Comp Masthead Contact

Best Served Cold #


Issue Editor:
Art Editor:
Publication: August 2021

Three Gilberts died in the making of this magazine. Two survived.


Pieces

...
Cruising Altitude
September 2021
Good evening passengers, this is your doctor speaking. Yeah, you heard that right. Everybody know…
...
Ice Gun
September 2021
- You know that I love and support you, right? - Of course. - And that goes for anything, includi…
...
Book Discussion
13
September 2021
Teacher: Greg, could you open discussion on the theme of villainy in Great Expectations?G…
...
Springtime Getaway
12
September 2021
Hello! Welcome to Go Chase Happiness And Dreams Travel Agency.  Hi, my 8-months pregna…
...
Words to Console a Grieving Friend
4
September 2021
We’ve all been there, Gam-gam’s down for the count and you’re tongue-tied. Read b…
...
Tales of Vengeance
10
September 2021
For our upcoming issue, we asked some Lampoon subscribers to write in to share stories about times …
...
My Dog and All My Coworkers’ Dogs All Got Food Poisoning From the Office Dog Food Stash and It Was Really Awful and Sad
15
September 2021
Monday Me: (crying at desk).Lisa: Sorry to hear about your Maltese dog, Doug. When my su…
...
President’s Little Helper
23
September 2021
Chief of Staff: Mr. President, he’s here. The solution to all of our problems. &nbs…
...
Mr. 305
14
September 2021
Ever had somebody tell you that you looked like a celebrity? For some it’s a blessing, but fo…
...
Driving a Plane
13
September 2021
As I’m driving a plane down the highway, airport control radio crackles in, “Unit 332, …