Artwork: JSR '22

How Long Have You Been Unemployed?

Author: LRK '21-'22
As seen in: For Your Consideration #

Uncle Buck: That’s an incredibly personal question.

Me: I’m just asking because I’m in charge of the U.S. Census this year.

Uncle Buck: Oh right. Can you tell me what I put down for marital status again?

Me: You told me to check other and write in “autofellatio.”

Uncle Buck: Nice. Unemployed 9 years.