Artwork: ghost

2020 International Video Game Awards Acceptance Speech

Author: JLG '21
As seen in: For Your Consideration #

Oh, thank you, really thank you so much. This award…it truly means so much to me. Well, it looks like they’re playing me off now, but… In some ways, life is like a video game. You collect experience, and, eventually, you get a reward (holds up trophy) (tremendous applause). You know, if this were happening in my video game, there’d be someone in the audience plotting to take this from me right now! (laughs) (squints eyes). Well they’re playing me off now, but I just wanted to reaffirm that of course this is not one of my video games, as this level of VR tech doesn’t even exist yet. Something like that would be (takes out laser blaster) award…winning…