Artwork: JSR '22

J. Robert Oppenheimer signs an NDA

Author: CDL '21
As seen in: For Your Consideration #

– You understand that after you sign this document you cannot discuss the Manhattan Project with anyone under penalty of death, correct?

– Yes, I understand. (signs)

– So, Mr. Oppenheimer, nuclear fission.  Is it possible? How do we do it?


– Mr. Oppenheimer?

(does zip-lipping motion, throws away key)

– Oh… Oh. Shit.