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Date Ideas
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November 2020
-Tap Dancing Summer Intensive-Battle it out in a kite flying competition-Try lettuce for the first …
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The Talk
November 2020
My Birth Mom: It’s a boy! Me: Hey, girl, what’s up? What you doing later, sexy…
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Larry Buys Condoms
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March 2020
Larry: Hey, can I get some rubbers.  Clerk: Yeah, sure, what kind of johnny you looking for, …
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Squirrels
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My ideal hangover cure is a lazy afternoon at the park, sipping on a cold beer and talking with the…
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Costume Party
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December 2020
— Hey Brenda how’s it— jesus christ dude! — Ha ha fooled ya. Don’t I…
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DrivingInstructor.ai
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May 2022
I get in the car, and I’m doing everything by the book. I’m checking my mirrors, both h…
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Lampy Goes to Bartaco
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October 2022
What is the only thing Harvard students like more than telling people they went to school “ri…
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Kindergarten
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October 2020
Hello, is this the mother of Steve Austin? The stone cold professional wrestler? The 54 year old ma…
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How Long Have You Been Unemployed?
October 2020
Uncle Buck: That’s an incredibly personal question. Me: I’m just asking because I&rsqu…
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President Nice Guy
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December 2020
Richard Holton, our first Nice Guy president, eased out of the womb on December 24, 1921, giving do…
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Lifeguard
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December 2022
Kid: Help, I’m drowning! Hot Lifeguard: Clint, go get him! Fat Lifeguard: Really?  Ho…
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Yearbook Signing
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May 2021
-Hey Brad, want me to sign your yearbook? -Of course, Dylan! Good luck at Dartmouth next year. We&…
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Proposal
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December 2020
A successful relationship is about listening. That’s why, when my longtime girlfriend started…
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Now That’s What I Call Music! Vol. 18,482
July 2021
Track 1 – Give Me a Little Gas, SisterTrack 2 – Your Girl Got Too Much Exhaust in the F…
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Econdoms
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May 2022
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Advice
January 2020
Listen bro I totally get where you’re coming from, but just remember that next time you point…
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A Day in the Life of Hamish Olsen, New York, 19
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December 2020
She looked at him like a deer in headlights might look at someone if it had human eyes. Hamish had …
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Heaven
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December 2022
– And the last thing is that the Build-A-Bear is closed Sundays, so you’ll want to plan…
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TV Salesman
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October 2020
Bread the TV Salesman started the day like any other: with a hot cup of coffee and a curse to his m…
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Eugenics
December 2020
– Looks like your baby came out of the eugenics machine beautifully. – Doctor, that is…