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Fire Department Tour
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March 2020
Fire Chief: And this here’s where we do our laundry—(alarm goes off) Oof, sorry kids, t…
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Whale Watching
11
October 2020
Guide: And here we have a FULL ORCA BREACH FOLKS A FULL BREACH! 9 O’CLOCK!!! Crowd: Wow! Ga…
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Best Picture
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October 2020
But just what a year for movies! All my friends tell me, they tell me George Clooney, you love movi…
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The Time I Got Caught Milking
12
February 2020
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out run…
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Larry was there.
October 2020
Larry was there. Larry saw the flashes as the troposphere lit on fire, the sounds the bombs made as…
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Package Delivery FAQ
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Q: I had issues receiving the correct product. What should I do? A: Name which of the following sc…
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Inventing the Wheel
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July 2021
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you… the wheel! (Roaring applause) Just what exac…
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Waxing Thoughts
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January 2022
“I understand your pain. I’ve gone through the same thing”:– the woman wa…
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Glossary of Future Terms
10
July 2021
Welcome to the Year 2435! Please step off the portal platform. Here are some words you’ll nee…
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Larry Buys Condoms
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March 2020
Larry: Hey, can I get some rubbers.  Clerk: Yeah, sure, what kind of johnny you looking for, …
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Exam Locations
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May 2018
Last Names A- Y: Harding Room 2121 Last Name Zanderson: Arrive at the boarded up Liquor-Max on Was…
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Dating Simulator
26
August 2021
It’s the first day at Romance Academy. A new student introduces herself to you: Mitzi, eighte…
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Guest Lecture by Joseph Campbell at University of Chicago, Transcript 11/24/68
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December 2020
Good evening students. I’d like to begin by thanking those of you who showed up to this lectu…
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Commercial Shoot
December 2020
-Listen, kid. This is easy. Just read off the teleprompter, and we’re golden. Start whenever.…
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World’s Luckiest & Most Depressed Person
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January 2022
Pam Jensen woke up just like she did every other day – at the exact moment that she could see…
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Bronze Age Teen Drama
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July 2021
Open on a mother and a son. In front of a forge. The work is hard, and the hours are long. -Mom, I…
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Dinner Date
November 2020
Lindsey: It is so hot that you speak French, Jack.Jack: Ah, but how else would I order . . . la cr&…
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Organ Harvesting
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Dealer: Just give me the money. Buyer: Hang on. I want to see the goods first. (Dealer motions to…
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thegreatcoming2000.blogspot.com
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May 2022
January 2, 2000I know, I know, elephant in the room. I said the world was going to end at the dawn …
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D-Day Picnic
June 2020
Soldiers: (storm the beach) (lots of explosions) Father: What the heck we’re having a picnic…