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Measuring the Length of my Penis
26
BWM '19-'21
February 2020
*mmmm* .. (the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark) “mmm…
Econdoms
28
WLU '25
May 2022
Frat Boy
39
NGH '23
December 2021
There’s nothing cooler than being a frat boy. Picture this. I’m sitting on the f…
Discovery Kids Pilot Episode
MJS '19
July 2018
– We’re in KidLand! ClapClapClap Having fun with the Kidman! ClapClapClap That’s …
Horse Racing Comix
15
IKI '26
2019 World Expo
1
SWR '19-'20
March 2019
– Attention please, the presentation by Tajikistan will begin in 5 minutes. – (20 minu…
Late
186
JTK '24
January 2022
I look down at the watch tattooed on my wrist. It’s 10:00. Fuck. I look up at my wall clock t…
Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me
10
BWM '19-'21
September 2020
Peter Sagal: Thaaaanks Bill, it’s the week between Christmas and new years and we here at Wai…
Cruising Altitude
1
MFP '23-24
September 2021
Good evening passengers, this is your doctor speaking. Yeah, you heard that right. Everybody know…
Texting on My Laptop
9
MAG '21-'22
February 2019
Me: Hey Sarah Me: Hey Me: Hey Sarah Me: Hey Sarah, sorry. Me: I didn’t realize hitt…
Femme Fatale
15
VIN '21-'22
October 2020
She walks into the room and grabs my attention. Or maybe she grabs my hand. I’m shaking now. …
Exam Locations
6
MJS '19
May 2018
Last Names A- Y: Harding Room 2121 Last Name Zanderson: Arrive at the boarded up Liquor-Max on Was…
Churchill
11
MAG '21-'22
July 2021
Winston Churchill, known for all of his political and military accomplishments, was also a Nobel Pr…
Obituary
12
MAG '21-'22
July 2021
If you would’ve told me yesterday that I’d be writing an obituary for the guy in this…
Lose Yourself Artist Commentary
2
JGS '20
October 2019
Algorithms
7
VIN '21-'22
January 2020
Algorithms are all around us. You might not see or hear them, but they are present. They are there …
The Guys Who Invented Ping Pong
10
JLG '21
July 2021
GUY 1: Check this out…(opens up the game PONG on Atari)GUY 2: Woah! (plays PONG)GUY 1: If on…
Funding Needed for Life-Saving Surgery
175
EB '24
May 2022
(二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二)$0 raised out of $50000 Please donate to my life-saving surgery. I cannot …
Narcissus Eiffel-Towering
64
NGH '23 AMC '23
Business Presentation
1
CDL '21
June 2018
ME: And by subverting double axial capital inflows we can mobilize revenue twice as fast. SMITH: I…
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