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Love Song
November 2020
This next song goes out to Janet Fisher, a very special girl in my life. Janet are you here tonight…
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The Time I Got Caught Milking
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February 2020
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out run…
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Hamilton
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October 2020
This is the real story of something that occurred to me in 2008. John Weidman ‘68: I hear we…
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Opening Line of My Book
February 2020
“Alright everyone… settle down, settle down, if you could all gather round, come a lit…
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Antidepressants
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January 2022
What they don’t tell you about starting antidepressants is that sometimes you’ll try to…
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Tax Collector
21
May 2022
When it came time for collecting taxes, the tax collector’s only instruction from the robots …
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Larry’s Donation
February 2020
Larry inhaled for a second, let the shivers pass, and proceeded to wipe the spunk off the glossy ma…
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The Trial of the Decade
October 2020
Frankly, it seemed certain that Marco would get lunch detention. Frank Lee, our principal, along wi…
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Apology to the Reader’s of Squid Digest’s April 2013 Issue
September 2020
Readers, we would like to retract a statement we made in our most recent issue. After multiple onli…
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The Big Prank
16
August 2019
Justin wants nothing more than to be friends with his next-door-neighbor Nate. They’ve been w…
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A Worry
2
March 2020
Sometimes I worry that there is a GMO soybean out to get me.It’s all fucked up and has like w…
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Squigley
10
December 2021
Carl Squigley always had his nose buried in a book, which was buried in a still-flushing toilet. He…
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Reddit History
June 2020
Comment on New Zelda Game Out! by /u/bowzrrr999 in /r/nintendo [–] GREG_THE_MAN  0 poin…