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Driving a Plane
12
September 2021
As I’m driving a plane down the highway, airport control radio crackles in, “Unit 332, …
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The Taco Bell on Beverly
1
January 2020
“Where are you going?” you ask the homeless man wandering down San Vicente. “Don&…
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My First Kiss
10
September 2020
I pick up this girl Julia in my car, and I’m doing 90 on Lincoln Avenue, you know, batting ma…
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Cool Kevin
2
December 2021
Cool Kevin is a man the military pays to come to our office and yell at us about not smoking mariju…
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2020 International Video Game Awards Acceptance Speech
October 2020
Oh, thank you, really thank you so much. This award…it truly means so much to me. Well, it l…
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Choose Your Own Adventure
8
May 2022
You are feeling awfully hungry today. What would you like to eat? > A ham sandwich. Keep readi…
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A Worry
2
March 2020
Sometimes I worry that there is a GMO soybean out to get me.It’s all fucked up and has like w…
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Advice on How to Deal With a Concussion From Someone With a Concussion
35
January 2022
Listen up. I’m gonna tell you a straight fact that may or may not be true and can 100% help w…
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World Famous Worm
40
December 2021
We had barely started the road trip when we started seeing the signs advertising the ‘World&r…
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The Number 6
11
October 2020
Arthur Peddleton is unable to comprehend the number 6. It began as a normal day for Arthur Peddlet…
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Cruising Altitude
September 2021
Good evening passengers, this is your doctor speaking. Yeah, you heard that right. Everybody know…