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Good Cop, Bad Cop, Jelly-Donut Cop
13
JTB '20-22
December 2020
Bad Cop: We have your fingerprints on the gun, the doorknob, and the victim, punk. Good Cop: Hey j…
Squirrels
20
RYSL
My ideal hangover cure is a lazy afternoon at the park, sipping on a cold beer and talking with the…
Squigley
10
GPCP '22
December 2021
Carl Squigley always had his nose buried in a book, which was buried in a still-flushing toilet. He…
A Worry
2
BWM '19-'21
March 2020
Sometimes I worry that there is a GMO soybean out to get me.It’s all fucked up and has like w…
Advice
NSG '20-'22
January 2020
Listen bro I totally get where you’re coming from, but just remember that next time you point…
Choose Your Own Adventure
40
JGB '25
May 2022
You are feeling awfully hungry today. What would you like to eat? > A ham sandwich. Keep readi…
May December Romance
55
EB '24
- Yeah, I had a grandpa too once. Is yours cool or like a piece of shit or do you like hate him or …
A Retelling of Jaws By Someone Who Has Definitely Seen It
13
FSS '21
October 2020
Jaws…yes. Jaws is the story of a very big shark. Everyone knows that. Especially those who h…
1999
10
JLG '21
May 2021
At the end of the millennium people started acting weird. January -The “Euro” is intr…
Hottest Girls In School
10
YMC '21-'22
December 2021
And, action. Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the…
Secret Journal
5
GPCP '22
December 2021
-Hey, I found the quiet kid’s journal—it’s all about the popular kids and how he&…
Lolita
65
NGH '23
December 2022
Lolita, light of my life, I feel fire in my loins. I lit my underwear on fire for you, Lolita. No o…
How I Stopped 9/11
148
RD '24
I strut into the hideout, the most beautiful girl Osama bin Laden has ever seen. Osama bin L…
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