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Hero For A Day
7
Mayor: Congrats again on winning the contest Billy! Batman will take it from here. Batman: Alright…
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Fat Camp
48
March 2019
My parents said they knew I could lose the weight on my own, but it’d be so much easier for t…
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Cold War Frat Boy
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May 2022
Nuclear warheads dropping near the die table. Bombs away, babes. Time for a quick game to 11 before…
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Words to Console a Grieving Friend
15
September 2021
We’ve all been there, Gam-gam’s down for the count and you’re tongue-tied. Read b…
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Snails Need Love Too
November 2019
A darkly handsome bladesman stood at the edge of the clearing. I didn’t recognize him, but hi…
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Answering Machine
October 2020
– (pickup) Hello? – Doc?! Is that you? It’s Billy.  – The Doctor is …
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Richard A. Smith: The Hero
December 2021
It’s every kid’s dream to be a superhero, which is why I spend all my time wandering ar…
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Opening Line of My Book
February 2020
“Alright everyone… settle down, settle down, if you could all gather round, come a lit…
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The Dust Bowl
December 2020
Football is not what it used to be. During my golden years, AKA the Great Depression, we were all i…
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My Anime Fanfiction
3
November 2020
You wake up in your high school dorm. Umaru-chan, your roommate / stepsister who is also your girlf…
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Shark Tank U.S.S.R
35
October 2020
Host: Welcome to Shark Tank USSR.  Alexei: Privet, sharks. Today I am asking for 0 rubles in …
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Sometimes when I’m thinking…
2
November 2020
Sometimes when I’m thinking about doing something a little devil will pop up on one of my sho…
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Excerpts From the Great American Novel
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February 2020
It was time for them to head west with just the shirts on their backs and the shirts on their legs.…
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Psychic Argument
23
Psychic 1: I told you, I don’t know what happened to your dog! Psychic 2: Then why did I see…
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The Royal We
August 2017
The Royal We was a sitcom about King Arthur and his loyal knight and roommate Sir Elton John Episo…
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The Time I Got Caught Milking
10
February 2020
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out run…
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Vanagon
December 2020
Ever since I was little, I wanted a vanagon. I worked for fifty years to get one — mailr…
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Things I Want to Tell Stacy Now That I’m No Longer In Eighth Grade
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February 2010
– I was the one who kind of initiated the tradition of everyone hugging each other at the end…
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An Undercover Cop In The Movie ‘Footloose’
May 2021
Psssst. Hey kids. Yeah you guys. Looking for a good time? I could help you out with some purchases …