Sign in
Subscribe
About
Read
Magazines
Books
Classics
Comp
Masthead
Contact
Search
Press ESC to close
Home
About
Read
Magazines
Books
Classics
Comp
Masthead
Contact
Sign in
Subscribe
Home
About
Read
Magazines
Books
Classics
Comp
Masthead
Contact
Pieces
Bob Golf
27
JKF '25 • May 2023
“How was your summer, Bob Golf?” chuckles the hottest guy in school. I like to stand be…
Wheel of Fortune
11
MFP '23-24 • December 2022
Contestant #1: I’d like to solve the puzzle: Host: Go right ahead. _’D L_KE &n…
DrivingInstructor.ai
111
EB '24 • May 2022
I get in the car, and I’m doing everything by the book. I’m checking my mirrors, both h…
Snails Need Love Too
ZDG '20 • November 2019
A darkly handsome bladesman stood at the edge of the clearing. I didn’t recognize him, but hi…
Last Day at the Zoo
17
NSG '20-'22 • December 2020
After serving as head zookeeper for 25 years and chief hunting assistant during a disastrous week-l…
thegreatcoming2000.blogspot.com
26
GPCP '22 • May 2022
January 2, 2000I know, I know, elephant in the room. I said the world was going to end at the dawn …
Shark Tank U.S.S.R
39
PKS '21-'22 • October 2020
Host: Welcome to Shark Tank USSR. Alexei: Privet, sharks. Today I am asking for 0 rubles in …
Ghost Hunters
42
MMM '20 • December 2020
School’s out, plan is a go. It’s officially Halloween. My parents think I&r…
If Money Grew On Trees
27
SAB '24 •
- Environmental protection would be bipartisan. - In the fall, you could substitute real money wit…
Heaven
93
CLC '22-'23 • December 2022
– And the last thing is that the Build-A-Bear is closed Sundays, so you’ll want to plan…
Therapy
71
OMA '24 • January 2022
Okay, Nathan. Now tell me what you see in this picture. That’s a headshot of you, bu…
City Nights, 3029
20
GPCP '22 • May 2022
It’s Saturday night, and I’m looking for trouble. Shades. Scowl. Leather jacket in all …
There’s No More Gazpacho In The Cupboard
11
MMM '20 • October 2020
– What? – There’s no more cans of gazpacho in our cupboard. The hell am I suppos…
Strange Position
12
SAB '24 •
Alright Officer, so there I am walking down Main Street with my groceries when I see this guy layin…
Trying To Write Mental Health Pieces When Your Mental Health Is Pretty Okay At The Moment
197
GPCP '22 • January 2022
You close your laptop, wishing you had something real to write about. The first three pieces about …
Cool Kevin
5
MAG '21-'22 • December 2021
Cool Kevin is a man the military pays to come to our office and yell at us about not smoking mariju…
Laser Danger
20
MAG '21-'22 • January 2022
Before dying of liver failure, action stuntman Laser Danger said some of the coolest things utter…
Bad Days
15
MAG '21-'22 • October 2020
– When Dad broke out of jail and decided to hold his second family hostage instead of ours. …
E=mcBUTT
10
MMM '20 • February 2020
sigh No, Percival, it does not. But due to your father’s generous donation, I am… plea…
Surf Trip
37
HJH '19 • December 2020
I’ll never forget the summer I road-tripped to Hawaii with my two best friends. While it star…
«
11
12
13
14
15
(current)
16
17
18
»