Driver (singing): By God! I’m taking this Duck Boat to New York!
Passengers (singing together): He’s taking the Duck Boat to New York!
Driver: Leave Boston behind me, get off on I-90!
Passengers: We’re going to New York!
Driver: Where the water is wetter and the ducks are better! New York! New York!
Passengers: New York! New York!
Driver: New York, where people stand for the damn pledge of allegiance!
Passengers: Ah…. ducks are better in New York!
Driver: New York! Where a simple Duck Boat driver, a true patriot, will bring back the twin towers!Passengers: Water…. Is .. wetter… in …. New …