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Inventing the Wheel
8
July 2021
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you… the wheel! (Roaring applause) Just what exac…
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A Man with a Limp and Three Glass Eyes
December 2020
Who am I? I’m the guy who sits in the bar all day and waits for some tall dark and handsome h…
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What I Imagine Summer Camp is Like
December 2020
1. Toodle-ee-doo! The trumpet song wakes me up—time to canoe to breakfast. 2. I eat slop wit…
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The Big Prank
16
August 2019
Justin wants nothing more than to be friends with his next-door-neighbor Nate. They’ve been w…
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Eugenics
December 2020
– Looks like your baby came out of the eugenics machine beautifully. – Doctor, that is…
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Online Quiz
December 2020
Take this short quiz and see if we can guess where you were born! How do you pronounce Mayonnaise?…
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The Time I Got Caught Milking
10
February 2020
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out run…
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Life After the Lampoon
18
August 2019
Conan O’Brien: Juan, congrats on graduating! Here, take this. Me: Wow, another Ferrari! Con…
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A Retelling of Jaws By Someone Who Has Definitely Seen It
6
October 2020
Jaws…yes. Jaws is the story of a very big shark. Everyone knows that. Especially those who h…
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Crazy Parents
October 2008
CRAZY PARENTS are a huge problem for all of us. But are your parents crazy in a comedy way, or a re…
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Operation Enduring Freedom
October 2020
George Bush:  Good afternoon. On my orders the United States military has begun coordinated at…
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Dinosaur Story
10
May 2022
Tour Guide: We’ve finally reached the Chicxulub crater, everyone, the site of the explosion t…
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Crying in the Rain
October 2020
And I mean yeah they can’t see you cry in the rain, but shit right through your pants? People…
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Middle School Beauty
June 2018
Wendy Perkins is the hottest girl in the 7th grade. She reads at a 6th grade level, but her body i…
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The Dust Bowl
December 2020
Football is not what it used to be. During my golden years, AKA the Great Depression, we were all i…
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My First Real Piece Ever
October 2020
This is not a real piece, just my observation about pieces, and I am a human writing this, a perfec…
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Vanitas
2
December 2020
Now that you finally have this issue in your hands, you’re probably wondering one thing and o…
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Shamu Comix
October 2017
Written by: DRM ’18 Art by: JFAR ’19-22
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Toss Me Off The Edge, Then, Why Don’t You?
August 2020
Oh, sure. Back me up further to the edge of the boat. I don’t mind. Are you pissed? You seem …
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Antidepressants
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January 2022
What they don’t tell you about starting antidepressants is that sometimes you’ll try to…