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Sunglasses
December 2020
I was so excited when I got my first pair of sun-glasses, because I was able to see things tha…
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Vanagon
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December 2020
Ever since I was little, I wanted a vanagon. I worked for fifty years to get one — mailr…
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Genesis
December 2020
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, but …
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My Piece About What It Would Be Like If I Wrote A Piece for the FYC #
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October 2020
– What started out as a frankly disgusting case of unbelievable obesity had snowballed into a…
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Cruising Altitude
1
September 2021
Good evening passengers, this is your doctor speaking. Yeah, you heard that right. Everybody know…
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Words to Console a Grieving Friend
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September 2021
We’ve all been there, Gam-gam’s down for the count and you’re tongue-tied. Read b…
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TV Salesman
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October 2020
Bread the TV Salesman started the day like any other: with a hot cup of coffee and a curse to his m…
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Letter to Roosevelt
January 2020
In 1939, at the urging of physicist Leo Szilárd, Einstein wrote a letter to FDR, informing h…
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Dropping My D-Hall Tray
October 2020
No, dude. No no no no this is not happening right now. I’ve lightly grazed the doorframe on m…
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Birthday Card
October 2008
GRANDFATHER: Here’s a card from me. Happy birthday. SON: Thanks, grandpa. MOTHER: Read it a…
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A Quest
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December 2020
I’m embarking on a quest to personally give a big thumbs-up to the child who made my iPhone. …
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Date Ideas
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November 2020
-Tap Dancing Summer Intensive-Battle it out in a kite flying competition-Try lettuce for the first …
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Toss Me Off The Edge, Then, Why Don’t You?
August 2020
Oh, sure. Back me up further to the edge of the boat. I don’t mind. Are you pissed? You seem …
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Shamu Comix
October 2017
Written by: DRM ’18 Art by: JFAR ’19-22
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Measuring the Length of my Penis
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February 2020
*mmmm* ..    (the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark)    “mmm…
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Best Picture
4
October 2020
But just what a year for movies! All my friends tell me, they tell me George Clooney, you love movi…
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Fireman
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December 2022
As a fireman, I face difficult decisions on a daily and nightly basis. For instance, do I take the …
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Antidepressants
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January 2022
What they don’t tell you about starting antidepressants is that sometimes you’ll try to…
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SNOWED IN
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January 2020
Operator: 911, what’s your emergency? Me: I’m… stuck, in my cabin. I need human…