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Sunglasses
AJ '18
December 2020
I was so excited when I got my first pair of sun-glasses, because I was able to see things tha…
Vanagon
3
MAS '18
December 2020
Ever since I was little, I wanted a vanagon. I worked for fifty years to get one — mailr…
Genesis
HJH '19
December 2020
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, but …
My Piece About What It Would Be Like If I Wrote A Piece for the FYC #
1
CDL '21
October 2020
– What started out as a frankly disgusting case of unbelievable obesity had snowballed into a…
Cruising Altitude
1
MFP '23-24
September 2021
Good evening passengers, this is your doctor speaking. Yeah, you heard that right. Everybody know…
Words to Console a Grieving Friend
15
FOD '24
September 2021
We’ve all been there, Gam-gam’s down for the count and you’re tongue-tied. Read b…
TV Salesman
13
ZDG '20
October 2020
Bread the TV Salesman started the day like any other: with a hot cup of coffee and a curse to his m…
Letter to Roosevelt
MMM '20
January 2020
In 1939, at the urging of physicist Leo Szilárd, Einstein wrote a letter to FDR, informing h…
Dropping My D-Hall Tray
MMM '20
October 2020
No, dude. No no no no this is not happening right now. I’ve lightly grazed the doorframe on m…
Birthday Card
RIP '09
October 2008
GRANDFATHER: Here’s a card from me. Happy birthday. SON: Thanks, grandpa. MOTHER: Read it a…
Dougle
50
AAD '23-'24
May 2022
A Quest
1
ASB '17
December 2020
I’m embarking on a quest to personally give a big thumbs-up to the child who made my iPhone. …
Date Ideas
1
LRK '21-'22
November 2020
-Tap Dancing Summer Intensive-Battle it out in a kite flying competition-Try lettuce for the first …
Toss Me Off The Edge, Then, Why Don’t You?
ZDG '20
August 2020
Oh, sure. Back me up further to the edge of the boat. I don’t mind. Are you pissed? You seem …
Shamu Comix
JFAR '19-'22
October 2017
Written by: DRM ’18 Art by: JFAR ’19-22
Measuring the Length of my Penis
26
BWM '19-'21
February 2020
*mmmm* .. (the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark) “mmm…
Best Picture
4
BWM '19-'21
October 2020
But just what a year for movies! All my friends tell me, they tell me George Clooney, you love movi…
Fireman
34
OMA '24
December 2022
As a fireman, I face difficult decisions on a daily and nightly basis. For instance, do I take the …
Antidepressants
165
EBC '22-'23
January 2022
What they don’t tell you about starting antidepressants is that sometimes you’ll try to…
SNOWED IN
10
ZDG '20
January 2020
Operator: 911, what’s your emergency? Me: I’m… stuck, in my cabin. I need human…
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