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A Day in the Life of Hamish Olsen, New York, 19
33
CDL '21
December 2020
She looked at him like a deer in headlights might look at someone if it had human eyes. Hamish had …
Larry Buys Condoms
10
BWM '19-'21
March 2020
Larry: Hey, can I get some rubbers. Clerk: Yeah, sure, what kind of johnny you looking for, …
2019 World Expo
SWR '19-'20
March 2019
– Attention please, the presentation by Tajikistan will begin in 5 minutes. – (20 minu…
At The Airport With My Least Favorite Uncle
5
ENO '21
April 2020
Uncle: Hey, Martin! Martin! Sit with me! Martin: I gotta get on my plane. Uncle: Where’re y…
The Time I Got Caught Milking
10
YMC '21-'22
February 2020
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out run…
Leisure Corner
GPL '21-'22
March 2020
Welcome to the Leisure Suit’s Larry’s Leisure Corner. Sit down. Relax. Take a break fro…
SNOWED IN
10
ZDG '20
January 2020
Operator: 911, what’s your emergency? Me: I’m… stuck, in my cabin. I need human…
President Nice Guy
14
HFJ '18
December 2020
Richard Holton, our first Nice Guy president, eased out of the womb on December 24, 1921, giving do…
Waxing Thoughts
43
YMC '21-'22
January 2022
“I understand your pain. I’ve gone through the same thing.” – the woman w…
Whale Watching
9
HJH '19
October 2020
Guide: And here we have a FULL ORCA BREACH FOLKS A FULL BREACH! 9 O’CLOCK!!! Crowd: Wow! Ga…
Larry Purchases a Masturbation Bot
Anonymous
March 2020
Larry: Power on Masturbation Bot 3000: (turns on, starts fingering self) Larry: Jesus&helli…
Gun Show
MAG '21-'22
July 2021
Turbus: And this here is the Heckler and Koch SR9, with extra bolt-action to make your kills absolu…
Costume Party
SWR '19-'20
December 2020
— Hey Brenda how’s it— jesus christ dude! — Ha ha fooled ya. Don’t I…
Change Jar
3
KPB
May 2021
i am texting from the faculty lounge and i am looking at the Change Jar in front of me and it appea…
Springtime Getaway
12
OMA '24
September 2021
Hello! Welcome to Go Chase Happiness And Dreams Travel Agency. Hi, my 8-months pregna…
Sometimes when I’m thinking…
2
MAG '21-'22
November 2020
Sometimes when I’m thinking about doing something a little devil will pop up on one of my sho…
Placebo
1
JTK '24
May 2022
Movie Theatre
4
SWR '19-'20
March 2019
Bulimia Recovery Clinic
62
YMC '21-'22
March 2022
My parents decided to send me to the public Bulimia Recovery Clinic over in Toad Suck, Arkansas the…
Business Presentation
CDL '21
June 2018
ME: And by subverting double axial capital inflows we can mobilize revenue twice as fast. SMITH: I…
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