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Dead of Night #


Issue Editor: GJA ’16-’17
Art Editor: BAB ’17
Publication: August 2017

Hello reader! J. Leland Penis here, executor of GJA’s estate and writer of such Harvard Lampoon classics as “Something’s Rumbling in Dixie,” and “Can You Spot the Wop?” I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired after carrying GJA’s lifeless body out fo the morgue.

 


Pieces

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Midnight Train
December 2020
Me: Hello, I’m here to catch the midnight train to Georgia. Station Manager: Well, it will b…
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Store Closing
December 2020
To Our Valued Customers, I regret to inform you that here at Frank’s Drugstore and Candy Emp…
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The Royal We
August 2017
The Royal We was a sitcom about King Arthur and his loyal knight and roommate Sir Elton John Episo…
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Vanagon
December 2020
Ever since I was little, I wanted a vanagon. I worked for fifty years to get one — mailr…