Patricia: Hello everyone and welcome to Delta Airlines Flight 460 to Las Vegas. My name is Patricia and I’ll be your head stewardess toda—
Josh: Hey everyone! The name’s Josh. Undercover US Air Marshal.
Patricia: Sir, you don’t need to introduce yourself.
Josh: Just wanted everyone to know you’re all safe. Undercover US Air Marshal Josh here is on the case.
Patricia: Doesn’t announcing that you’re undercover kind of defeat the point?
Josh: Well we at the Undercover US Marshal Josh headquarters believe in transparency.
Patricia: Okay, sir, you need to sit down. And again, no one needs to introduce themselves. As I was saying, I’m Patricia—
Josh: Hey everyone! Undercover US Air Marsh—ooooo fuck I did it again.
Karen: Hi! I’m Karen.
All passengers: (in unison) Hi, Karen.
Josh: Hello, Karen. Thank you for sharing.
Karen: Wow, I feel so much better.
All passengers: (in unison) Hi, Larry.
Patricia: STOP INTRODUCING YOURSELVES!
Josh: Everyone has their own journey, Patricia. We at the Undercover US Marshal Josh headquarters know that.
Patricia: You can’t all be named Josh.
Josh: Haha, of course not. It’s our Undercover US Marshal name. Protects our identity.
Patricia: Okay that makes a bit more sen—
Josh: The real name’s Kevin!