– Hey is this the–uh–the Niteflirt phone sex line?
– No, sorry, this is the Niteflirt phone sex line technical support line.
– Oh my god, you must get this a lot.
– No this has never happened before. Would you like me to transfer you?
– Uhh, this is so terrible, I just really wanted to get off and this happens…
– I mean sir I can try but I don’t think it’s gonna be–
– shhhhh. Don’t say a word…
– …
– but also talk to me because this is phone sex.
– Oh yeah. Uhh so start by zonking it off I think.
– zonk?
– Yeah did you cum yet?
– You didn’t give me nearly enough time. I’m not even hard yet.
– well-how about you let me fix that by talking to your penis… or something.
– *putting the phone inside his jeans* okay I guess…
– hot latina goddess safesearch off
– …
– Did that do anything?
– Hey sorry–I couldn’t hear you the phone was pressed against my–
– Your penis, yes I understand.
