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Family Friendly Comedy #

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Publication: December 2019

Well fuck my cock in the ass: if this ain’t the first ever PG issue of the Lampoon. Enjoy!

Pieces

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Application
11
October 2020
Hey Angel- Thanks for letting me read your college essay! I’ve left a few comments below. L…
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Moon Mine
7
November 2019
A notice to all MoonCorp employees: Gentlemen, this is your CEO. Please keep mining; no reason to …
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Dropping My D-Hall Tray
October 2020
No, dude. No no no no this is not happening right now. I’ve lightly grazed the doorframe on m…
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The Trial of the Decade
1
October 2020
Frankly, it seemed certain that Marco would get lunch detention. Frank Lee, our principal, along wi…
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Snails Need Love Too
November 2019
A darkly handsome bladesman stood at the edge of the clearing. I didn’t recognize him, but hi…
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School Tour
10
November 2019
Hey. Hey you. Yeah, you, freshman. Come here. Not so close. You want to see the real secrets this s…
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Charlie and the Next Successor
10
November 2019
It was time for old Charlie to pick the next child to take over the chocolate factory just as Willy…
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Buzzer
11
November 2019
– Hey dude how do we know our pizza is ready for pick-up? – The buzzer they gave us. …
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The Woods
53
November 2019
I bring you out here at the end of summer every year. You notice that? My father did the same. My f…
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College
10
October 2020
Kid: Well, I guess this is it, huh? Mom: Our baby boy, going to college. You know I remember when …
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The Black Death
37
March 2022
- Anne, mine old friend, I… I hast been touch'd by the bubonic plague.- Nay! Prithee, Margar…
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Prisoner’s Dilemma
38
November 2019
Sitting handcuffed in the interrogation room, I started to sweat. They had the room at a cool 65, b…