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Family Friendly Comedy #
Issue Editor:
JGS '20
Art Editor:
NAA '21-22
Publication: December 2019
Well fuck my cock in the ass: if this ain’t the first ever PG issue of the Lampoon. Enjoy!
Pieces
Application
11
EBC '22-'23
October 2020
Hey Angel- Thanks for letting me read your college essay! I’ve left a few comments below. L…
Moon Mine
7
ZDG '20
November 2019
A notice to all MoonCorp employees: Gentlemen, this is your CEO. Please keep mining; no reason to …
Dropping My D-Hall Tray
MMM '20
October 2020
No, dude. No no no no this is not happening right now. I’ve lightly grazed the doorframe on m…
The Trial of the Decade
1
MMM '20
October 2020
Frankly, it seemed certain that Marco would get lunch detention. Frank Lee, our principal, along wi…
Snails Need Love Too
ZDG '20
November 2019
A darkly handsome bladesman stood at the edge of the clearing. I didn’t recognize him, but hi…
School Tour
10
EBC '22-'23
November 2019
Hey. Hey you. Yeah, you, freshman. Come here. Not so close. You want to see the real secrets this s…
Charlie and the Next Successor
10
JGS '20
November 2019
It was time for old Charlie to pick the next child to take over the chocolate factory just as Willy…
Buzzer
11
GPL '21-'22
November 2019
– Hey dude how do we know our pizza is ready for pick-up? – The buzzer they gave us. …
The Woods
53
JLN '21-22
November 2019
I bring you out here at the end of summer every year. You notice that? My father did the same. My f…
College
10
HJH '19
October 2020
Kid: Well, I guess this is it, huh? Mom: Our baby boy, going to college. You know I remember when …
The Black Death
37
YMC '21-'22
March 2022
- Anne, mine old friend, I… I hast been touch'd by the bubonic plague.- Nay! Prithee, Margar…
Prisoner’s Dilemma
38
EBC '22-'23
November 2019
Sitting handcuffed in the interrogation room, I started to sweat. They had the room at a cool 65, b…