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Break of Day #


Issue Editor: NM ’17
Art Editor: BAB ’17
Publication: August 2017

Good morning, or доброго ранку, as they would say in the old country. You know waking up, the morning, used to mean something. My Ukrainian ancestors would get up every single day, 5 am, to herd cows. To be honest that’s a pretty dumb thing to do when you wake up, but hey, at least it’s something!


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