- Can I get two beef tacos please?
- Sorry sir, we only sell tacos on Tuesdays.
- Alright, well that chicken fajita plate also looks good.
- You’ll have to wait for Fajita Friday.
- Ah, got it….let me see, it’s Wednesday… What’s wasakaka? Guess I’ll have that.
- My apologies - we’re also not serving that today. But are you thirsty? Take a seat and I can bring you some water.
- There are no tables.
- Well those’ll be back tomorrow. But we won’t have walls anymore.
- I’d like to speak to the manager.
- I am the manager. And you’ll have to wait for Suggestion Sunday.
- “Alliterative Bodega” my ass…wait, that name doesn’t even –
- We know.
