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ASB '17

Literature Board 2017

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Eugenics
December 2020
– Looks like your baby came out of the eugenics machine beautifully. – Doctor, that is…
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The Count of Monte Cristo Returns to Marseilles
December 2020
Count: People of Marseilles! For twenty years you unfairly imprisoned me. Now behold my immens…
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A Quest
December 2020
I’m embarking on a quest to personally give a big thumbs-up to the child who made my iPhone. …
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WWE
December 2020
Announcer: In the red corner, he’s your favorite all-American punisher, it’s Joe &ldquo…