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EAT '24

Literature Board 2024

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Chained To A Tree
18
When they were all like “We need someone to chain themselves to this tree!” I was all l…
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Chaz's Adventures in Wonderland
1
So I was sitting all up in this tree with my Tinder and I saw this white rabbit. And like, that ass…
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Driving a Plane
21
September 2021
As I’m driving a plane down the highway, airport control radio crackles in, “Unit 332, …