-Hey, I found the quiet kid’s journal—it’s all about the popular kids and how he’s “gonna make them ...

It’s every kid’s dream to be a superhero, which is why I spend all my time wandering around the rese...

Carl Squigley always had his nose buried in a book, which was buried in a still-flushing toilet. He ...

Cool Kevin is a man the military pays to come to our office and yell at us about not smoking marijua...

We had barely started the road trip when we started seeing the signs advertising the ‘World’s Most F...

You’re down in the dumps, sad about your boyfriend leaving you for a prettier, more confident girl w...

My friend Josh, hoo boy. That guy’s into some really fucked up stuff. Just look at him. Greasy hai...

Don’t mind me, lemme pull up a chair—backwards. My mom packs me lemon slices instead of orange sl...

There’s nothing cooler than being a frat boy.  Picture this. I’m sitting on the front porch of the ...

And, action.  Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the right...

My dad has the coolest job ever. Everyday he comes home in a different kiss-stained uniform. Some da...