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Publication: March 2020

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Excerpts From the Great American Novel
74
February 2020
It was time for them to head west with just the shirts on their backs and the shirts on their legs.…
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Algorithms
January 2020
Algorithms are all around us. You might not see or hear them, but they are present. They are there …
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E=mcBUTT
February 2020
sigh No, Percival, it does not. But due to your father’s generous donation, I am… plea…
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Krauts
October 2020
Legend has it while serving in the trenches in WWI Wittgenstein would masturbate to math. German S…
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Letter to Roosevelt
January 2020
In 1939, at the urging of physicist Leo Szilárd, Einstein wrote a letter to FDR, informing h…
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Measuring the Length of my Penis
14
February 2020
*mmmm* ..    (the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark)    “mmm…
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My First Real Piece Ever
October 2020
This is not a real piece, just my observation about pieces, and I am a human writing this, a perfec…
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Opening Line of My Book
February 2020
“Alright everyone… settle down, settle down, if you could all gather round, come a lit…
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The C5 Beer Pong Table Piece
December 2019
So you’re in the market for a custom Beer Pong Table, preferably in the C4 through C6 range, …
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The Taco Bell on Beverly
January 2020
“Where are you going?” you ask the homeless man wandering down San Vicente. “Don&…
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Playwriting
51
February 2020
Last Monday they caught me playwriting during detention.  “Well well well, what do we h…
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The Time I Got Caught Milking
10
February 2020
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out run…