Larry: Power on
Masturbation Bot 3000: (turns on, starts fingering self)
Larry: Jesus… This is perfect.
Masturbation Bot 3000: (masturbating)
Larry: Oh yeah, baby, I can’t wait until I’m inside of you.
Masturbation Bot 3000: (masturbating)
Larry: Would you like that? Talk to me, beautiful.
Masurbation Bot 3000: (masturbating)
Larry: Can I fuck you?
Masturbation Bot 3000: (masturbating)
Larry: Oh my god. You don’t have a pussy hole. It’s basically a MIDI keyboard down here.
Masturbation Bot 3000: (masturbating)
Larry: … Hello? … Are you there?
Masturation Bot 3000: (climaxes and powers off)
Larry: (cums in pants, begrudgingly)