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Larry Purchases a Masturbation Bot
Anonymous
March 2020
Larry: Power on Masturbation Bot 3000: (turns on, starts fingering self) Larry: Jesus&helli…
Advice For A New CIA Agent
3
HHD
October 2008
Welcome to your first day in the CIA. First of all, congratulations. If you’re an agent, you …
Birthday Card
RIP '09
October 2008
GRANDFATHER: Here’s a card from me. Happy birthday. SON: Thanks, grandpa. MOTHER: Read it a…
Birthday Girl
10
RIP '09
October 2008
BIRTHDAY GIRL: Tonight’s been unbelievable. You are honestly the most amazing friends…
Crazy Parents
4
JBO '10
October 2008
CRAZY PARENTS are a huge problem for all of us. But are your parents crazy in a comedy way, or a re…
My Speech For Tonight
9
RIP '09
October 2008
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen.…