Mayor: Congrats again on winning the contest Billy! Batman will take it from here.
Batman: Alright, Billy, every hero’s day starts by getting the local report. (Turns on radio)
Police: (Over radio) We’ve got a double suicide on the Northside, requesting backup, over.
Batman: Whoops, we’ll ignore that one. Here, let’s try the fire department. (Adjusts station)
Fireman: (Over radio) All units requested on the Northside. Two people locked themselves in a burning barn and are asking authorities to let them burn alive, over.
Billy: It sounds like they could use our help, Batman!
Batman: Uhh, let’s sit this one out.
Billy: Oh, okay.
Batman: It’s just that these kinds of crimes are usually over pretty fast and end up being a lot of paperwork. Here, we can try the police station again. (Adjusts station)
Police: (Over radio) We need more units on Central, potential bank robbery in progress.
Batman: Now that sounds more like it!
Police: (Over radio) Update: not a bank robbery, just a suicide in a bank, over.
Batman: …
Billy: Is all you do deal with suicides?
Batman: Every now and then a clown comes around. But yeah, mostly suicides.
