Artwork: MFP '23-24

Escape Room

Author: MFP '23-24
As seen in: README #

— (To microphone in the corner of the room) Excuse me? We’re stumped. Could we get a hint?

— (Over loudspeaker) Perhaps. What do you see?

It’s a square room with blank white walls and a single locked door.

Is there anything else?

Mike Tyson is standing in the middle of the room with a key around his neck.

Ah yes, the Mike Tyson experience! What have you tried?

Well, my daughter approached Mike from behind and tried to steal the key.


He bit her, bad. Her pinky is almost completely off.

Yeah that’s kind of his thing.

I’ve also been asking him questions to see if there’s some kind of riddle.

Any luck?

No riddle. He just keeps saying, “Watch your back, pretty man, teeheeehee” while licking the rest of my daughter’s blood off his hands.

Classic Mike! Your daughter must have lost a lot of blood.

Still is.

Yikes. I feel bad for you, so I’ll give you a hint.


You have to defeat Mike Tyson. Then you can take the key and leave.