— (To microphone in the corner of the room) Excuse me? We’re stumped. Could we get a hint?
— (Over loudspeaker) Perhaps. What do you see?
— It’s a square room with blank white walls and a single locked door.
— Is there anything else?
— Mike Tyson is standing in the middle of the room with a key around his neck.
— Ah yes, the Mike Tyson experience! What have you tried?
— Well, my daughter approached Mike from behind and tried to steal the key.
— ...and?
— He bit her, bad. Her pinky is almost completely off.
— Yeah that’s kind of his thing.
— I’ve also been asking him questions to see if there’s some kind of riddle.
— Any luck?
— No riddle. He just keeps saying, “Watch your back, pretty man, teeheeehee” while licking the rest of my daughter’s blood off his hands.
— Classic Mike! Your daughter must have lost a lot of blood.
— Still is.
— Yikes. I feel bad for you, so I’ll give you a hint.
— Perfect!
— You have to defeat Mike Tyson. Then you can take the key and leave.
