Artwork: ghost

Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me

Author: BWM '19-'21
As seen in: Smellfungus #

Peter Sagal: Thaaaanks Bill, it’s the week between Christmas and new years and we here at Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me thought it would be fun to do a little recap of the year… let’s invite our first guest Tom to the show! Hey Tom! 


Tom: Hey Peter, thanks for having me on!


Peter: Tom, how was your year?


Tom: Thanks Peter, you see everywhere I go people are just kicking each other’s ass, just getting their shit rocked left and right. I was in the Kroger parking lot the other day and some guy had another guy’s head on the curb and he was just stomping… bam bam bam… just going to town on the guy’s skull…