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The Celebration #


Issue Editor: RIP '09
Art Editor: DNA ’10
Publication: October 2008

What up, shawwwdy—ahem—shorty? I couldn’t help notice you were checking out my cover. Yeah, there’s a pig on top of a staircase wearing a party hat, pretty sick, whatever. My name’s Celebration #, but people call me Mr. Empty-Tic-Tac-Toe-Board. I don’t believe I caught your name . . .Barf Dog?! What?


Pieces

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Birthday Card
October 2008
GRANDFATHER: Here’s a card from me. Happy birthday. SON: Thanks, grandpa. MOTHER: Read it a…
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Birthday Girl
10
October 2008
BIRTHDAY GIRL:  Tonight’s been unbelievable. You are honestly the most amazing friends…
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Crazy Parents
October 2008
CRAZY PARENTS are a huge problem for all of us. But are your parents crazy in a comedy way, or a re…
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Advice For A New CIA Agent
2
October 2008
Welcome to your first day in the CIA. First of all, congratulations. If you’re an agent, you …
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My Speech For Tonight
7
October 2008
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen.…