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The Unstoppable March #


Issue Editor: GPL ’21 & JEC ’21
Art Editor:
Publication: May 2021

Dear Reader—

There are times in everyone’s life that they question the nature of time. This is one of those times. Question, I say, question!


Pieces

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Obituary
10
July 2021
If you would’ve told me yesterday that I’d be writing an obituary for the guy in this…
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Teacher’s Note
20
July 2021
Dear Parent, If you are receiving this note it means that your child has been enrolled in my class…
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Hammurabi
12
July 2021
After the success of his first 282 laws, the Babylonian lawgiver released a less popular but more n…
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Churchill
10
July 2021
Winston Churchill, known for all of his political and military accomplishments, was also a Nobel Pr…
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The Guys Who Invented Ping Pong
10
July 2021
GUY 1: Check this out…(opens up the game PONG on Atari)GUY 2: Woah! (plays PONG)GUY 1: If on…
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Gun Show
July 2021
Turbus: And this here is the Heckler and Koch SR9, with extra bolt-action to make your kills absolu…
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Biome
July 2021
Life ‘em up, boys. That’s what our sergeant used to say. Our job was to create the bigg…
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Now That’s What I Call Music! Vol. 18,482
July 2021
Track 1 – Give Me a Little Gas, SisterTrack 2 – Your Girl Got Too Much Exhaust in the F…
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Inventing the Wheel
8
July 2021
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you… the wheel! (Roaring applause) Just what exac…
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Glossary of Future Terms
10
July 2021
Welcome to the Year 2435! Please step off the portal platform. Here are some words you’ll nee…
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How Cancer Eventually Got Cured
9
July 2021
Before you say anything, we know what you’re thinking: why should you care that cancer eventu…
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Girlfriend
15
September 2021
Of course I have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school. Which school? The, uh, the one a fe…
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Bronze Age Teen Drama
91
July 2021
Open on a mother and a son. In front of a forge. The work is hard, and the hours are long. -Mom, I…