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Once in a Blue Moon #

Issue Editor: AJ ’18
Art Editor: TN ’19
Publication: December 2017

Now that you finally have this issue in your hands, you’re probably wondering one thing and one thing only: two things. First, what is this, and second, how much can I sell it for? Well, I love to disappoint, but the Lampoon magazine is worth less than the paper I handwrite each issue on. The only question you have now is, “What is this issue about?”

Pieces

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Rare
December 2020
Some things are less rare than you think. Winning the Lottery My friend Rigley won the lottery ye…
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Film Noir
2
December 2020
The year was December 17th, winter to be exact. Outside my office it was a wet, dark afternoon&mdas…
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Inspired Musings
1
December 2020
Scientists say that the murder rate goes up when there is a full moon. But so does the rate of peop…
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Keynote Speech
1
December 2020
And that is how Denta-Firm is changing the game, as the world’s first ever blood-free tooth…
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My Feminism
20
December 2020
Even though it’s harder than ever before to be a woman, it’s easier than ever to be a f…
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My Trip to Cleveland
13
December 2020
I’m going to be honest with you, reader—my sophomore fall didn’t get off to a gre…
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Vanitas
5
December 2020
Now that you finally have this issue in your hands, you’re probably wondering one thing and o…
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Good Cop, Bad Cop, Jelly-Donut Cop
13
December 2020
Bad Cop: We have your fingerprints on the gun, the doorknob, and the victim, punk. Good Cop: Hey j…
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My Fairy
10
December 2020
Some people have a fairy godmother. Klugg is my swamp monster god-uncle. Klugg can’t fly lik…