And that is how Denta-Firm is changing the game, as the world’s first ever blood-free toothpaste for women. I’ll now take some questions. You, sir.
Yeah, it sounded like you just said “blood-free,” which you hadn’t mentioned at any other point in your speech before?
That is correct.
So are you saying Denta-Firm is the first blood-free toothpaste for women, or like, the first blood-free toothpaste ever?
Our scientists were the first ever to synthesize toothpaste without using human blood, and we’re set on marketing our product toward women
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And are people okay with that? Did everyone know about this but me?!
Please, sir…
(old man in the back, rising up) Ahem! My fellow peers. I, too, was troubled by this revelation that toothpaste is made of blood. But as it is a necessity for maintaining one’s good hygiene, and I refuse to purchase toothpaste for women, I will continue my use of regular toothpaste, while respectfully purchasing Denta-Firm for my wife and effeminate son. Thank you for all your work, doctor.
