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Red Dye 40
139
EAT '24 • December 2023
I walk in the door, yoga pants bunched tight around my middle-aged buttocks. My husband thinks I&rs…
Raised by Wolves
54
LKN '25 • December 2023
-Hello class, today we have a new student. He was raised by wolves. -Hi, everyone. I’m Drew.…
Hogtown
64
CYL '26 • December 2023
Most people move to Hogtown for the good public schools. They either come for that or Larry t…
Suburban Safari Comix
38
AKG, DCCP • December 2023
A Letter To The Suburbs
35
RYSL • December 2023
Dear Suburbs, You are my roots; I owe you everything. You molded me into the man that the city to…
The Summer I Turned Into Danny DeVito
75
CYL '26 • December 2023
My mom used to tell me that I just had to wait for puberty to hit and then I wouldn’t be ugly…
Suburban Journaling
61
JKF '25 • December 2023
On summer nights, I would sit by the train tracks. There wasn’t much to do around town except…
Kitchen Sink
28
VG • December 2023
For our anniversary, my husband Thomas got me a new sink. It’s almost as if he’s…
Morning Announcements
140
SEH '26 • December 2023
Good morning Vietnam! No, it's not Robin Williams. I know everyone gets excited every time I do tha…
Swingers
29
EAT '24 • December 2023
Growing up in the 70’s was crazy…Bell-bottoms, Reagan was an actor… The thing t…
Incentives
67
MRB '25 • December 2023
Ever since I earned my online economics nanodegree, I’ve been controlling my fourth-grade cla…
Pool Rules
170
SEH '26 • December 2023
Children under the age of 14 may not use the pool without a parent or guardian present, unless th…