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JGB '25
Literature Board 2025
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Ways to Get Away with Yelling Fire in a Crowded Theater
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JGB '25
- Wait for the movie to have a scene with explosions, then point and yell fire - Rent out an…
Organ Harvesting
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JGB '25
Dealer: Just give me the money. Buyer: Hang on. I want to see the goods first. (Dealer motions to…
2009 Make-A-Wish
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JGB '25
LeBron: Well, it’s been great having you here, bud! (smiles at TV cameras) Kid: Listen, LeBr…
Package Delivery FAQ
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JGB '25
Q: I had issues receiving the correct product. What should I do? A: Name which of the following sc…
Tax Collector
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JGB '25
May 2022
When it came time for collecting taxes, the tax collector’s only instruction from the robots …
Choose Your Own Adventure
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JGB '25
May 2022
You are feeling awfully hungry today. What would you like to eat? > A ham sandwich. Keep readi…
Donate Broth
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JGB '25
May 2022