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The Mental Health Issue #
Issue Editor:
NSG '20-'22
Art Editor:
RD '24
Publication: January 2022
Tired? Stressed? Angry? Upset? Anxious? Fearful? Delusional? Cool, me too.
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Therapy
63
OMA '24
January 2022
Okay, Nathan. Now tell me what you see in this picture. That’s a headshot of you, bu…
Advice on How to Deal With a Concussion From Someone With a Concussion
38
NGH '23
January 2022
Listen up. I’m gonna tell you a straight fact that may or may not be true and can 100% help w…
Whack-A-Mole
75
FOD '24
January 2022
I walk in every morning and the arcade carny asks me, “what’ll it be?” I reply…
Trying To Write Mental Health Pieces When Your Mental Health Is Pretty Okay At The Moment
177
GPCP '22
January 2022
You close your laptop, wishing you had something real to write about. The first three pieces about …
Waxing Thoughts
63
YMC '21-'22
January 2022
“I understand your pain. I’ve gone through the same thing”:– the woman wa…
Waterboy
90
NGH '23
January 2022
It’s my first day as waterboy. The rest of staff is nowhere to be found, so I guess I gotta…
Laser Danger
20
MAG '21-'22
January 2022
Before dying of liver failure, action stuntman Laser Danger said some of the coolest things utter…
Bulimia Recovery Clinic
74
YMC '21-'22
March 2022
My parents decided to send me to the public Bulimia Recovery Clinic over in Toad Suck, Arkansas the…
Antidepressants
167
EBC '22-'23
January 2022
What they don’t tell you about starting antidepressants is that sometimes you’ll try to…
Lobotomy
77
GPCP '22
January 2022
I sit down at the lunch table with a pruning saw and a smile. “Well, boys, I finally did it. …
Late
200
JTK '24
January 2022
I look down at the watch tattooed on my wrist. It’s 10:00. Fuck. I look up at my wall clock t…
Classical Conditioning
82
MFP '23-24
January 2022
Alright class, today we’re going to cover something called classical conditioning. Can I get …
Wet Dream
97
MAG '21-'22
January 2022
At a sleepover. Kyle: Whoa! Brian what is that on your shorts?Brian: Uh, nothing! Kyle: Hey…
World’s Luckiest & Most Depressed Person
206
JRD '22-'23
January 2022
Pam Jensen woke up just like she did every other day – at the exact moment that she could see…