Mutually Assured Destruction #


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Publication: May 2022

From the Desk of EBC, December 2021:

Dear Readers,

I thought an issue about the nuclear apocalypse would be totally uncontroversial, considering that there would certainly be no chance that the world is on the precipice of nuclear war when this issue goes to print and is distributed to our entire readership (every Harvard undergraduate and NATO). I guess we'll see what happens two to four months from now, when I'd certainly change the issue theme unless someone writes something genius, like a piece about a frat boy during the Cold War, and I have no choice but to publish the entire magazine regardless of relevant global politics.

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CLC '22-'23   •   May 2022
“The ability to get to the verge without getting into the war is the necessary art” &nd…
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JTK '24   •   May 2022
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EB '24   •   May 2022
I get in the car, and I’m doing everything by the book. I’m checking my mirrors, both h…
GPCP '22   •   May 2022
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JGB '25   •   May 2022
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FOD '24   •   May 2022
Tour Guide: We’ve finally reached the Chicxulub crater, everyone, the site of the explosion t…
JRD '22-'23   •   May 2022
- Freeze, punk! I’ve got you in my pistol’s sights. You can either come over and let me…
GPCP '22   •   May 2022
It’s Saturday night, and I’m looking for trouble. Shades. Scowl. Leather jacket in all …
SAB '24   •   May 2022
Nuclear warheads dropping near the die table. Bombs away, babes. Time for a quick game to 11 before…
SAB '24   •   May 2022
- One day before technology that makes everyone live forever is invented - One hour before all the…
EB '24   •   May 2022
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JGB '25   •   May 2022
When it came time for collecting taxes, the tax collector’s only instruction from the robots …