Artwork: JSR '22

Crying in the Rain

Author: BWM '19-'21
As seen in: For Your Consideration #

And I mean yeah they can’t see you cry in the rain, but shit right through your pants? People are probably going to figure out what’s going on.

And no one is going to argue that if you cry in the rain people will know, but cry and shit yourself during sixth period English a couple of times? Pretty soon word will get around.

Just to prove my point, take the example of someone shitting themselves at Denny’s, going to the bathroom to freshen up a bit and the moment they step out of the restroom boom they shit themselves again… let’s just say that everyone will find out.