- I’m sorry I spilled your drink
- It shouldn’t matter what’s in the cup, whether it be beer or rare life-saving medication, a spilled drink is a spilled drink, and I feel terrible about it
- Feel free to tell me if I’m overreacting to this whole spilled drink thing
- I can’t believe I spilled your drink and all I got you was this lousy card!
- The old adage goes, Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk, and I’d bet the experts would agree that that applies to other liquids as well, including heart medicine, although I do genuinely feel really bad about my behavior last night
- Feel better in the ICU!
- I’m type AB+, so I probably can’t donate blood, if that’s the kind of thing you need
- My condolences for knocking over your beverage, but if it really was such an important beverage, might I suggest not setting it down on the ottoman?
- I’m sorry if that last card came across as rude, I now understand how my behavior was over the line
- I also understand that in order to fit in at parties you like to put your expensive medication in a red solo cup and sip it as if it were alcohol, and with this knowledge, I should have been more careful of my surroundings
- Hey, did you get any of the cards I sent you?
- Usually a quick “thank you” text is common courtesy but it’s no big deal, I know you’re going through a lot right now
- My condolences for taking a sip out of your cup, but maybe you should label it next time? Also, my heart’s been beating weirdly for the past hour, what exactly were you drinking?
