Well fuck my cock in the ass: if this ain’t the first ever PG issue of the Lampoon. Enjoy!
Finally, my very own eschew!Aw crap, I mean ischew*!Issue**! Dammit!!!
It’s finally here—the last ever issue of the Harvard Lampoon. Can you believe it took us this long?
Is this a real ad? Yes. Yes, it is, But those tits…are they real too? After a careful examination of the matter was undertaken individuallyby each man on the Lampoon, the consensus was yes, th…
I am coming to you live from my shoddily crafted hut mere inches from the rising tide. Did you know that the melting of ice sheets could increase sea levels by a meter or mor–oh shit a seagul…
Hello dear readers. This issue is about this issue. We are five months behind print schedule. The art board is on strike. A very small ink man is yanking my laptop away as I type– sir! excuse m…
My favorite season is the spring of life. -Dylan, 8 year old.
Welcome to the set. I mean Sets in the West #. Wow, I am so nervous. I didn’t realize that this was going to be broadcast live, and I am so glad to find out that it will not be.
Now that you finally have this issue in your hands, you’re probably wondering one thing and one thing only: two things. First, what is this, and second, how much can I sell it for? Well, I…
What inspired me to make this magazine? I wouldn’t know, I didn’t make this magazine. It made me.
Good morning, or доброго ранку, as they would say in the old country. You know waking up, the morning, used to mean something. My Ukrainian ancestors would get up every single day, 5 am, to herd cows…
Hello reader! J. Leland Penis here, executor of GJA’s estate and writer of such Harvard Lampoon classics as “Something’s Rumbling in Dixie,” and “Can You Spot the Wop?&r…
At the time of writing this, I have been diagnosed with the cancer of the tongue. About a month ago I noticed a stiff green slime growing on the left side of my tongue, and unrelatedly this morning I…
Okay, reader. I know what you’re thinking. An issue about the human body? What is this, “ESPN The Mag: The Body Issue, 2016”? I’m afraid it isn’t, though that is a perfe…
Happy reading—-or should I say happy laughing! Unfortunately I am dictating this at gunpoint and am not allowed to make any changes.
What up, shawwwdy—ahem—shorty? I couldn’t help notice you were checking out my cover. Yeah, there’s a pig on top of a staircase wearing a party hat, pretty sick, whatever. My …
