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Amelia Cossentino

My Dog and All My Coworkers’ Dogs All Got Food Poisoning From the Office Dog Food Stash and It Was Really Awful and Sad

Best Served Cold # • by YMC '21-'22

Monday Me: (crying at desk).Lisa: Sorry to hear about your Maltese dog, Doug. When my succulent die...

Secret Journal

Cool # • by GPCP '22

-Hey, I found the quiet kid’s journal—it’s all about the popular kids and how he’s “gonna make them ...

Richard A. Smith: The Hero

Cool # • by MFP '23-24

It’s every kid’s dream to be a superhero, which is why I spend all my time wandering around the rese...

Squigley

Cool # • by GPCP '22

Carl Squigley always had his nose buried in a book, which was buried in a still-flushing toilet. He ...

Cool Kevin

Cool # • by MAG '21-'22

Cool Kevin is a man the military pays to come to our office and yell at us about not smoking marijua...

World Famous Worm

Cool # • by FOD '24

We had barely started the road trip when we started seeing the signs advertising the ‘World’s Most F...

King of Smooth

Cool # • by CLC '22-'23

You’re down in the dumps, sad about your boyfriend leaving you for a prettier, more confident girl w...

Pervert Alert: My Friend Josh

Cool # • by FOD '24

My friend Josh, hoo boy. That guy’s into some really fucked up stuff. Just look at him. Greasy hai...

Things To Say If You Want To Join The Cool Table

Cool # • by GPCP '22

Don’t mind me, lemme pull up a chair—backwards. My mom packs me lemon slices instead of orange sl...

Frat Boy

Cool # • by NGH '23

There’s nothing cooler than being a frat boy. Picture this. I’m sitting on the front porch of the ...

Hottest Girls In School

Cool # • by YMC '21-'22

And, action. Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the right...

Career Day

Cool # • by MFP '23-24

My dad has the coolest job ever. Everyday he comes home in a different kiss-stained uniform. Some da...

History of the Doomsday Clock

Mutually Assured Destruction # • by GPCP '22

June 1, 1947: Scientists invent the Doomsday Clock, a symbol representing how close humanity is to d...

SchopenMeower Cartoons

Lampy Sells Out # • by AMC '23

SchopenMeower Cartoons

Lampy Sells Out # • by AMC '23

Modern Mom

The Proper Bostonians # • by CYL '26

My mom isn’t like other moms. When I was conceived, my mother didn’t carry me in her uterus, but ra...

Science Class

Upside Up # • by NGH '23

Tommy: Aggghhh! It burns! It burns! (pulls safety shower lever) Mr. Miller: Tommy, this can’t keep...

Mecca

Upside Up # • by SAB '24

Half-way through my pilgrimage to Mecca, I decided I’m actually going to be agnostic. Earlier toda...

At the Water Cooler

Upside Up # • by MAG '21-'22

(Water cooler noises) -Hey man. -Hey. (Water cooler noises) -Whatcha drinking there? -Water. ...

Camping On Desert Trails

Upside Up # • by FOD '24

My father was a man of few words, a cowboy in the truest sense of the word. This could often lead to...

r/women Comix

README # • by AMC '23

Smart Home

README # • by JGB '25

Randy: (puts down bags) Ah, it’s good to be back. Jessica: Honey, turn on the lights, it’s dark. R...

Elvis's Draft Letter

README # • by LKN '25

This message is addressed to Presley, Elvis. Dear Sir: You are hereby notified that you have been ...

Turing Test

README # • by FOD '24

— Hey check it out, it’s our lab's newest artificial intelligence. — Oh. Cool. — Ask it...

r/women Comix

README # • by AMC '23

Warning from the Future

README # • by RYSL

Dear Ethan, I am your great-great-great-great-grandson, and I sent this message from the future to ...

Condolences

README # • by OECGP ’22-’24

Tue, Jun 9, 2:47 PM Hey bud, I was super bummed to see that obituary about you this morning. Big co...

Lover in the Night Comix

The Quixotic # • by AMC '23

Lover in the Night Comix

The Quixotic # • by AMC '23

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