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Pieces
Litter
145
SMR '25 •
I was born with so much upward vertical velocity that by the time I plunged back through the roof m…
Male Introspection
126
AMC '23 •
The Taco Bell on Beverly
35
HBF '19 • January 2020
“Where are you going?” you ask the homeless man wandering down San Vicente. “Don&…
CMD+Space Comix
57
LKN '25 • March 2023
Kashan Rugs
10
EAH • May 2022
Lou Bega Gets Married
8
PKS '21-'22 • July 2019
A little bit of Jenieva in my life A little bit of Jenieva by my side A little bit of Jenieva is …
Thumb War
44
NGH '23 • December 2022
First rule of being the new kid is to look out for bullies. I see a bully in the bathroom threateni…
Sunglasses
2
AJ '18 • December 2020
I was so excited when I got my first pair of sun-glasses, because I was able to see things tha…
Kermit
75
MAS '18 • December 2020
Hey Everyone i just wanted to send out a house-wide email to alert you of a Special problem that ha…
My Ideas for Hallmark Cards
24
MFP '23-24 •
- I’m sorry I spilled your drink - It shouldn’t matter what’s in the cup, whethe…
The Big Man on Campus
10
LRK '21-'22 • October 2018
Yesterday the Big Man on Campus came to class late and the professor apologized. The class cried be…
Fire Department Tour
20
SWR '19-'20 • March 2020
Fire Chief: And this here’s where we do our laundry—(alarm goes off) Oof, sorry kids, t…
Proposal
11
NSG '20-'22 • December 2020
A successful relationship is about listening. That’s why, when my longtime girlfriend started…
Midnight Train
3
AJ '18 • December 2020
Me: Hello, I’m here to catch the midnight train to Georgia. Station Manager: Well, it will b…
At a wedding reception
9
SWR '19-'20 • October 2020
Well, here goes nothing… (jumps up on table) Ahem! Mr. and Mrs. Martinez, I can’t le…
Suburban Journaling
61
JKF '25 • December 2023
On summer nights, I would sit by the train tracks. There wasn’t much to do around town except…
Trying To Write Mental Health Pieces When Your Mental Health Is Pretty Okay At The Moment
229
GPCP '22 • January 2022
You close your laptop, wishing you had something real to write about. The first three pieces about …
Non-Confrontational Judge
49
JKF '25 • May 2023
Thank you all so much for showing up to the courthouse this morning, even in the rain. Over the pas…
My Speech For Tonight
37
RIP '09 • October 2008
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen.…
Smart Home
43
JGB '25 • March 2023
Randy: (puts down bags) Ah, it’s good to be back. Jessica: Honey, turn on the lights, it&rsq…
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